Mom is very sad.
She gave me a bath. That didn't make her sad.
She brushed me. That didn't make her sad.
She found mats. Mats in my ruff. That made her a little bit sad.
She says my collar rubs and makes mats. So, she cut the mats out. Out of my ruff.
And by mistake, she cut ME. On my skin.
That made her very, very sad.
She took me to Dr. Karen. Dr. Karen stapled me. She gave me two staples. She also cut my toenails. She cut, er, uh, all my toenails.
But Mom is still very, very sad. She in unhappy that she cut me.
She thinks she's a bad dog Mom. But she's still the best!