Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Hi Ho, Off To Work. Again.

Jib here.

I went to work today. Again. Mom took me. Again.

I had fun!

I had cookies!

I licked kids. MY kids!

My kids read to me. They read about plants and space ships and fishing. It was fun!

Mom let me do tricks. I did Shake. And Roll Over. And Leave It. And Come. It was fun!

Mom made me Sit Stay. It wasn't so much fun. Then she made me Down and Stay. It really wasn't fun.

But then she let me schmooze with My Kids and my not-my kids.

I kissed them. I licked them. I leaned on them. It was the MOST fun!

I want to go back.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Time for School!

Jib here.

I went to my new job today. I went to school. Not a dog school. A people human puppy school. I wore my jacket. I wore my red leash.

I looked important!

Mom said today we would meet and greet. Because it was my first day.

I met. I gret. I kissed. I sniffed. I schmoozed.

The kids loved me! I loved them!

And I shed all over them. I shed on their pants. I shed on their rug. I shed on their big black bean bag. Mom says that's the hazard of a bath. It makes me shed. Fur. All over the place.

Mom says I get to go back next week. I can't wait!

When is next week?

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Oh, Bother

Jib here.

Mom is making me Stay. She is making me Stay everywhere. I have to Stay on the grass. I have to Stay on the bricks. I even have to Stay when she goes into the kitchen. The kitchen!

Today she made me Stay near the fence. I couldn't move.

She says I have to Stay Still. She says I twitch, she says I hitch.

But what really happened is that I ITCH!

Mom felt bad when she discovered my lumpy face. She said the mosquitoes are back.

They are not back. They are front. Right on my face!