Today was Cheese Day.
Mom and Aunt Judy took me to the park. I wore my Seek jacket. I Seeked. I found the cheese!
And later after my Seek jacket was not on me, Mom played the Cheese Game.
She calls it the Article Game, but it's really the Cheese Game.
I find the dumbbell with the cheese. I lick the cheese. I lick it all gone. Really all gone. And I lick some more just in case I missed any. Then I bring the dumbbell back to Mom and she give me MORE cheese.
She says I lick and lick and lick. And lick. She says it takes forever for me to lick off all the cheese. Even though it's just a dot of cheese. Smaller than my Zuke's. Smaller than the part of my toenail Mom just Dremeled off.
Mom says I am thorough. I lick off every last molecule. Whatever that is.
Then we play again. And again.
Today, Mom changed the rules. She didn't put a dot of cheese on Find Mine every time. But I HADN'T licked off every molecule. I still found the cheesey one. I found it in the back of all those other not-cheesey ones. I Found Mine. And I got more cheese!