Sleep Talk

Sailor here.

The Littlest Grandgirl is teasing me. She is teasing me in the middle of the night.

She talks. In her sleep, she talks.

Last night she called me. She said, "COOKIE!"

I got up and went to the door for my cookie. But no cookie.

Then she said, "Outside!"

I got up and went to the door to go outside. Nobody let me out.

Then she yelled, "NO, SAILOR, BACK!"

I backed up. I backed up and up.

Mom told me the Littlest Grand was talking in her sleep. She said she really didn't mean it. She told me to go back to bed.

So I did. I went to bed. I drooled thinking about cookies. I sniffed the outside air coming inside through the door. I didn't go out, though, and I didn't back up.

I went to sleep instead.