Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Wetting Cake


Jib here.

The whole pack went to Chris and Andra's wetting.

All of them. All except me.

And Sailor.

And Zoe.

They went after lunch. Their lunch, not mine.

They came back after supper. Their supper. NOT MINE!

Mom fed me late. VERY late!

And she didn't even bring me back any wetting cake.

Maybe it melted.

Monday, May 30, 2011

I Am Famous. Again.

Sailor here.

I am famous. I am famous again.

Mom is grinning. And buying.

I am on a calendar. Again.

Mom says I am the Cover Boy.

I hope they send me hot dogs.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Oh Dear Oh Dear


Sailor here.

Mom's son is getting married. He is having a wetting. I hope it doesn't take long to blow him dry.

But because he is having a wetting, cousins are here. LOTS of cousins. Most of them are kids.
LOT of kids.

They run and play. They yell and scream. They jump and swing.

I can't keep them together. I can't make them calm down.

So I stand on the bricks and wring my paws. And bark. At them. At the cousins.

Oh dear.

Fun! Games!


Jib here.

Family is here. Lots of family. Lots of kids! MY kids!

Mom calls them cousins. I call them fun!

They play with me. They play tug. They play Frisbee.

And they can throw the Frisbee REALLY far!

I love my cousins!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Dog School


Jib here.

Mom and I go to dog school. Mom learns to be obedient and I learn how to get cookies.

Last time, Mom decided my fronts were crooked.

Sailor says my front is just great.

Zoe does, too.

But for a cookie, I will do anything!

Almost.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Grammy!















Sailor here.
Charlotte jumps. She jumps up. She jumps down.
And every time Mom is gone and comes back, she yells.
Charlotte yells, "GRAMMY!"
Then Charlotte runs.
Then Charlotte jumps.
Right into Grammy's arms.
And then they laugh and Mom kisses her.
This looks dangerous to me.
All except the kissing part.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Gordon Gecko revisited





Jib here.

Mom and I went to play at a trial. I played great in Open A. I didn't get to open anything, but Mom was very obedient and gave me cookies when we were done. Mom said the judge told her that we were perfect on the Figure Eight!

Mom says Green is Good.

And Red is the icing on the cake.




She confuzles me sometimes, but she made me a great dinner.

And Mom says that now I have one more leg.


.....?

Friday, May 6, 2011

They're ALL Here!

Sailor here.



And Erik.



And Ellie.



And Bat.



And Katy.



And Charlotte.



And Will.



And Mom.



And Jib.



And Zoe.




Now, how do I keep them all together???






Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Playtime!































Jib here.


Mom and I are playing my favorite game!


New Baby




Sailor here.




I like the baby. I really do. He smells like Family. He tastes great, too. Sometimes.




I told Jib. Jib tasted him.



Jib said he tasted OK, but his stuffed duck was more fun.



The baby didn't mind. Not one bit.